sinidentidades:

josiahfiles:

harrytomlomsom:

thefourofclubs:

oh my god

“No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery.”

“All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples.”

OH, MY GOD.

I think this may be the most horrifyingly hilarious thing I’ve ever seen, right up with the stores that sell BDSM toys for use in “Christian family discipline.” And they’re really, y’know, trying to make babies with this? How would you explain that to your child, that you conceived him or her making a holy porno?

Besides, are they even allowed to show the woman having fun, or anything like that? I can only imagine that this creates the most sterile, un-dirty, mechanical pornography that you could think of.